one time when i was like 12 my dad wanted me to put a dvd in the dvd player and i was like ‘what do i get in return’ and he said ‘you can have half of the winnings of this stupid lotto ticket’ and he ended up winning 600,000 dollars and i was so pleased with myself. 300,000 dollars when youre 12 is pretty much like infinity dollars. he was so mad
Shit, man, $300,000 would be like infinity dollars to me now.
joker isn’t racist, he kills everyone
joker isn’t sexist, he thinks everyone that’s not him isn’t important
joker isn’t homophobic, he’s doesn’t like the batfamily in general, straight or gay or what have you
if the joker is a better person that you are, you need to reevaluate yourself
If I remember well, there’s a crossover where The Joker and Red Skull work together and when Mr J realizes RS is a nazi, he totally flips out!
- north american education system: COLLEGE???? COLLEGE COLLEGE
- north american education system: COLLEGE
- north american education system: *points at 16-year-old* WHAT YOU WANT DO WHEN IN COLLEGE?!?
- north american education system: *picks up 7-year-old* WHY NOT THINK ABOUT COLLEGE!??!? COLLEGE
- north american education system: *throws infant against the wall* YOU GOING TO COLLEGE
DO NOT BOOP MY NOSE